Sunday, December 14, 2008

IS IT JUST ME?

I hooked up with a guy from manhunt.net.

Let me explain:

Cursed with the three deadly Manhattan sins - horny, bored and lonely, I went looking for internet love.  

He lived uptown on the edge of Harlem - the 2 express train got me there in minutes.  He met me at the door - he looked enough like his pics to ensure an evening of fun.

Once in his apartment, I noticed he was playing porn on his big screen Sony with the sound off. The silence was broken when he reached for the remote and clicked on a collection of gospel themed Christmas songs.  As I sat on his beige modern sofa watching porn and listening to Silent Night, I knew this was not going to work out.

I mean, porn with Christmas hymns as mood music do not make a hook-up happen.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Internet dating????? WHY???? Please.... you are to good for that.

Anonymous said...

I don't think he's *dating* if it's a one night stand

Anonymous said...

Well what ever you call it he is still to good for it.

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Well, sometimes a hook-up can lead to other things.

Anonymous said...

agreed,you are to good for that,really David,don't make me come up there and spank you. Your talented,bright and compassionate...please don't sell your self to the lowest bidder..what I am saying is,this time it was you!!! Aim High,your worth it! susang

Baxter said...

I agree. The wrong background music just completely fucks up the integrity of a porno. It makes it hard to follow the plot, too!