PALIN

I watched an episode of Sarah Palin's Alaska today on the Learning Channel - what did I learn?

That Sarah Palin is even more stupid and phony than I ever imagined!

POOR CALVIN

Honey, I'm all for a little "dental work" - but this is too much. I mean, all the money in the world for the best plastic surgeons, and this is how Calvin Klein ends up looking??

WHAT IS WRONG?

I truly don't understand all the hate for Obama...I mean, does anyone really think old daddy McCain and Quitter Palin could fare any better?

Let's not forget the mess G.W. left us in.

OLD WHITE MEN

THIS IS THE FACE OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY - OLD WHITE MEN!!

MONTANA

This my dear readers is how fucked up and behind the times the Republican party is:

The Montana Republican Party adopted an official platform that supports making homosexuality illegal.

Sorry, folks, us gay people are not going away.

MORE DUMB REPUBLICAN SHIT

Here is the latest headline: Senate Republicans say they'll block tax increase on wealthy.

If this isn't proof that the Republicans only have eyes for the rich, than what is? How can so many poor working class people believe the Republican bullshit?

The gap between the rich and poor grows wider every single year - and the middle-class keeps sinking lower and lower into poverty. I am not making this up - these are statistics.

I ask you: What is so wrong with taxing the rich? The majority of rich people in America have not work a day in their lives - again statistics - but inherited the money.

THE FACTS

I am so sick of all these stupid Republicans blasting Obama as "the worst president ever"!

I mean, if Obama is the worst president, than what does that make Bush?

Here are the facts: When Democrat Bill Clinton took office in January 1993, he inherited a HUGE deficit from old man Republican Bush. Democrat Bill Clinton paid off that HUGE deficit in his 8 years in office and left old man Bush's son with a HUGE surplus when he took office in January of 2001.

Republican Bush squandered that HUGE surplus and left office in January of 2009 leaving Democrat Obama with a HUGE deficit.

So after looking at the facts, it appears to me that the Democrats are financially fiscal and the Republicans are spendthrifts.

HERE I AM

So, I am in Minneapolis and it's freezing!

Why do people live here?

MISTER MAKEUP IS AT IT AGAIN

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