PALIN

I watched an episode of Sarah Palin's Alaska today on the Learning Channel - what did I learn?

That Sarah Palin is even more stupid and phony than I ever imagined!

POOR CALVIN

Honey, I'm all for a little "dental work" - but this is too much. I mean, all the money in the world for the best plastic surgeons, and this is how Calvin Klein ends up looking??

WHAT IS WRONG?

I truly don't understand all the hate for Obama...I mean, does anyone really think old daddy McCain and Quitter Palin could fare any better?

Let's not forget the mess G.W. left us in.

OLD WHITE MEN

THIS IS THE FACE OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY - OLD WHITE MEN!!

MONTANA

This my dear readers is how fucked up and behind the times the Republican party is:

The Montana Republican Party adopted an official platform that supports making homosexuality illegal.

Sorry, folks, us gay people are not going away.

MORE DUMB REPUBLICAN SHIT

Here is the latest headline: Senate Republicans say they'll block tax increase on wealthy.

If this isn't proof that the Republicans only have eyes for the rich, than what is? How can so many poor working class people believe the Republican bullshit?

The gap between the rich and poor grows wider every single year - and the middle-class keeps sinking lower and lower into poverty. I am not making this up - these are statistics.

I ask you: What is so wrong with taxing the rich? The majority of rich people in America have not work a day in their lives - again statistics - but inherited the money.

THE FACTS

I am so sick of all these stupid Republicans blasting Obama as "the worst president ever"!

I mean, if Obama is the worst president, than what does that make Bush?

Here are the facts: When Democrat Bill Clinton took office in January 1993, he inherited a HUGE deficit from old man Republican Bush. Democrat Bill Clinton paid off that HUGE deficit in his 8 years in office and left old man Bush's son with a HUGE surplus when he took office in January of 2001.

Republican Bush squandered that HUGE surplus and left office in January of 2009 leaving Democrat Obama with a HUGE deficit.

So after looking at the facts, it appears to me that the Democrats are financially fiscal and the Republicans are spendthrifts.

HERE I AM

So, I am in Minneapolis and it's freezing!

Why do people live here?

MISTER MAKEUP IS AT IT AGAIN

Hey folks - I'm back from the dead. Read Mister Makeup's latest column at www.celebrityeverything.com.

PALIN AND THE TEA PARTY

WHAT A JOKE!

THIS WEEKEND AT A TEA PARTY EVENT PALIN WAS CAUGHT RED HANDED - SORTA.

POOR LITTLE QUITER PALIN COULDN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT TO TALK ABOUT - SHE HAD TO WRITE IT ON HER HAND LIKE A 3RD GRADER - LOL.

ONCE AGAIN, MALIBU BARBIE PROVES WHAT AN IDIOT SHE IS.

HA!

Too bad Victoria - no more comments for you!!!

PALIN AND THE TEA PARTY

I swear, Sarah "quiter" Palin will jump on any bandwagon to get attention.

Now the dimwit from Alaska is attempting to rule the "tea baggers".

I say go for it Malibu Barbie - I would LOVE to see the GOP nominate her for 2012 - she ain't got a chance in hell to win.

CHILDISH

I have no idea who this Victoria is and why she seems intent on highjacking my blog.

I will continue to delete her.

She is a very sick person.

MAD AS HELL

FURIOUS THAT CBS IS ALLOWING SOME CHRISTIAN CRAP COMMERCIAL ON ABORTION DURING THE SUPERBOWL.

TWO YEARS AGO, THEY REFUSED A COMMERCIAL FOR GAY RIGHTS.

THIS IS BULLSHIT.

THE TRUTH

What's the big deal?

Harry Reid only spoke the truth...Obama would never have been elected president if he was dark skinned and talked in ghetto slang.

Grow up - it's the truth.

America is racist - plane and simple.

Several of my racist friends have told me personally that they only voted for Obama because "He's half white - not all black."

Sad, but true.

NEW YEAR'S WISHES

Well, as the first decade of the 21st century comes to close, all I can say is good riddance.

Let's hope that the new decade brings us peace, prosperity and good will.

Oh, and let's hope that Sarah Palin gets hit by a bus.

I LOVE THIS OLDER POST

I POSTED THIS SEVERAL YEARS AGO AND I JUST ADORE IT.

Andy Warhol superstar Brigid Berlin:

"My mother wanted me to be a slim, respectable socialite. Instead I became an overweight troublemaker.

STYLE IN MINNESOTA

I swear, you can't make this shit up.

This picture and article ran in the Minneapolis Star and Tribune newspaper.

Yes, believe it not, this is the best Minnesota has to offer in the style department.

Style Star: Lisa Mandile of Eden Prairie

Spotted at: Legends Golf Club in Prior Lake

At jewelry designer Karla Haugen's annual holiday fashion show, everyone was well dressed and accessorized. Still, Lisa Mandile stood out. Her one-shoulder top with a jeweled embellishment and pants are from Etcetera, a line of clothing sold by direct sales. It's not a coincidence that Mandile sells them. Paired with KH Design earrings and Jimmy Choo boots, she stood out in the fashion-forward crowd.

STUPID REPUBLICANS

In a new Gallop poll, 65 percent of Republicans responded that Sarah Pain is NOT qualified to be president - but 58 percent of those 65 percent said they would vote for her.

If that isn't proof that Republicans are morons, I don't know what is.

FEELING BETTER

All I can say is health is everything - and today I am feeling better.

I am saddened by the demise of the health care bill now in congress. The way it stands now, the only people to benefit from it are the big insurance companies. I mean, there is no public option, no pre-existing condition safety net and no Canadian drugs.

I mean, what's the point.