Is it just me, or am I the only one who despises Valentine’s Day?
February 14th is without a doubt the co-dependant holiday of the year. I mean, if you don’t have a Valentine’s Day date, you are made to feel like a big loser. Even when I had a valentine, there was so much stress to have a “romantic evening” it always turned out to be a bust.
This year I’m buying myself a big box of Whitman Samplers and taking my single self to the movies - and holding my head high amongst the heart shaped couples.
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OHH HOW YOU READ BERTHA'S MIND...Ive been running around all day, the tacky malls here in Vegas and the rest...to try to keep my mind OFF THE FACT that Bertha doesnt have a Valentine...I mean its SOOO TRUE, what you said! I mean Ive been so low....but at the end of today I think I will just pretend to be lucy spiller and grab my own "electric" valentine from my goody drawer and let the fun begin and remember....MOST heartshaped couples secretly long to be You MM and me Bertha! Single and Unhappy but at least ALIVE!
So true, Bertha dear, most couples I know are boring drips.
so when are you two having your commitment ceremony?
I mean Bellevue Hospital commitment btw
valentines day is just an excuse for people to dress like trailor park trash, really pink and red together...it just makes me want to throw up the Hostess Snoball that I just ate!!! Susan
Betha and MM just tell it like it is.....is you cant take it....Fuck off, AND I think the only one going to a commitment ceremony at Bellvue will be those unhappy people who delude themselves into thinking they are happy in there more than likely dying "heartshaped" relationships...Bertha
there's love enough in the world for everyone, Bertha, don't get your pssy in a twist
or whatever vulgar euphemism you would be inclined to use
Whitman Sampler? Oh honey... If you're going to indulge, at least go high-end.
Oh honey, MM is old school and likes her Whitman Sampler.
I'm starting to like Bertha.
STARTING to like Bertha? Come on!
I am convinced Bertha is a man and the two of you have been dating since before his first appearance.
Honey I guarantee you look between my lushious thighs...and you will not find a big ol cock! you will find a beautiful peach. And You are I AM SURE a disgusting old thing that will never BE FORTUNATE to have that oppurtunity.....Bertha
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