Why do people wait in line at Trader Joe's with one carton of eggs for 30 minutes? I mean, do these people have a life? If I'm going to wait in line, it has to be for stuff that I can't get anywhere else - and I always buy in bulk, so I won't have to come back often.
Why do people who shop and work at health food stores always look so unhealthy and act so grumpy? Sometimes in life a good Big Mac is just what the doctor ordered.
Why do fat women always ride the elevator for one floor? I mean, there is a reason why your ass is so fat.
Why do people talk in movies? I think one should be allowed to carry and use a stun gun in theaters.
Why do people insist on wearing the new skinny jeans when they are far from skinny? Can anyone say full-length mirror? Please, buy one and use it.
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i hate celebrating cinco de mayo in the usa
that's what I hate
border control please!!!!
To the anon blogger who keeps sending me nasty comments that have nothing to do with my essays - please fuck off. I bet you are fat, balding, beyond middle-age, working at a two-bit job you hate and living in the midwest - who's zooming who, baby! LIfe in NYC is great! Your comments are deleted ASAP. LOL LOL LOL.
oh...MM last night Bertha was in a theater and this old black man kept on rambling and Bertha LOST IT yelling "Go home or Shutup!!" He looked shocked! But he did shut up!
Good for you Bertha - I hate people who talk in movies. I mean, movies cost $11 - no discounts ever - in Manhattan!! I don't want to hear some fool yapping away.
Do you ever look in a full length mirror????
Honey, MM owns several full-length mirrors and uses them daily - MM always looks fabulous!
PS- grow some balls and quit with the anonymous.
Maybe all the people you can't stand can't stand sissy fags like you.Grow up.
I would be upset if the people I can't stand did like me.
Thanks for writing this.
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