Do I have "whore" written on my forehead?
I think I do.
I was riding the 6 train the other day when yet another married man tried to pick me up.
Let me explain:
I was returning home from a shoot with Project Runway's Tim Gunn when a very middle-aged man in a suit kept staring at me. Within moments, he was chatting me up. He told me he lived on Long Island and sold septic tanks for a living. Yes, my dream man had finally arrived on a downtown bound Manhattan train.
I noticed the wedding band on his finger. Oh, don't worry, he said, my wife doesn't need to know a thing.
He said he had a few hours to kill - and asked if he could come over.
I said no, I'm busy.
No more married men - especially ones that sell septic tanks.
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Creepy tale. You did good to bail, MM.
Well MM. You sure do get around
Bertha - ol'MM certainly does. I guess I am in season.
MM - me think you're a slut.
A slut for not sleeping with the guy? I think you'd best re-read the post. And why is it that MM gets branded a "slut," whereas if it were a straight boy out there getting it, he'd most likely be applauded as a "stud," instead? Tucker Max, anyone? Double standards - blech!! (I'm feeling unusually surly, today.)
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