“I think hiring a prostitute is the way to go…
I mean, if you just want a bump in the night, at least you know exactly what you are getting.”
So said a friend over drinks at uber-trendy homo haunt Beige.
Let me explain:
Our table was discussing the horrors of the unknown when entertaining a one-night stand. You know, once you’re between the sheets, you never know what surprises await you.
Smelly pits
Uncut
Small dick
Strange sex habits
Not wanting to leave
Bad breathe
Snoring
You know, we’ve all been there. right?
Maybe my friend has the right idea.
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6 comments:
If you have the cash why not.
How much to f*ck Cybil from the hair and makeup splendor in the grass pic from previous post?
She was stunning wasn't she? Oh, good homo that I am, the pic is from the film "The Last Picture Show" - Natalie Wood starred in "Splendor In The Grass"
Actually, I was referring to Frankenstein portrait above. See: Use of irony.
To 11:06, I don't get it?
Honey I hate a smelly man!
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