You know, I'm starting to rethink this boyfriend thing.
Let me explain:
I ran into a friend last week that I had not seen in years.
Why?
Because he now has a partner.
He went on and on about how happy he was - he also added that the sex was still sizzling hot.
I couldn't take my eyes off his expanded waistline, double chin and poorly cut hair.
If this is what having a boyfriend looks like, I'll stay thin and single.
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9 comments:
No wonder why your single. Most men don't like shallow and closed minded.
On the contrary, anonymous Mary @ 12:08. Men love shallow and closed minded.
Amen, sister.
That would be anonymous Larry to you.......I am a man I would know. Closed minded and shallow are only good for one thing.
Larry: you sound single and bitter. Try starving yourself.
Anonymous @11:55 I am neither. I am very happy with my relationship's.Sounds like your the bitter one. Maybe you should starve yourself or hook up with the oral reporter. Sounds like you two would be a match made in heaven. Larry.
I suggest starving yourself and hooking up with me.
I love it! Larry you stupid lucky cow, don't pass him up!
Like I said shallow and closed minded is not my type. What is it with the starving thing and calling people cow's? Your new role model is a dryed up singers anorexic daughter. With lips like a guppy and a head like a balloon. Get a grip.
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