Tuesday, December 02, 2008

40?



I went to a screening of this God awful movie tonight - dreadful. I mean, it's a total copy of "How Stella Got Her Groove Back". And honey, Heather Locklear is no Angela Basset.

And isn't Heather Locklear like 60? It should be called flirting with 60....with Botox.

13 comments:

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

Heather is not yet 50 MM. And SHE WAS at my table a week ago! She looks good, is amazing well mannered and treated everyone that came up to her in the kindest manner.....and most importantly...her tits are still fabulous. She also plays Black Jack like a pro! We should all be lucky enough to be so fabulous. She also told me that I was a "sexy broad" and when asked about Denise (by a Fan), she said "thats not really my bag". She is fab.....infact we spoke for about 4 minutes. She told me alot!

Anonymous said...

Oh damn, Bertha. Be careful where you tread on this topic. You don't want to get caught telling MM some WOMAN looks good for her age. ONLY MM looks good for her age, and her age is a lie.

Anonymous said...

A woman who will tell you her real age well tell you anything! MM is ageless.

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

MM I thought about what you said about me writing a book a while back...But IF I write a book, Im out of dealing for life...Vegas is like the velvet mafia, as our famous phrase goes "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" Id be blackballed and out of a job...but if the book was a hit....I guess I wouldnt care. Well I have to think more on it...See if my tits flop for it. However, I do know SOO MUCH....

Anonymous said...

Ya MM is ageless. Botox and Face Lifts help.

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Oh, please, let's not push the envelope - Botex, yes, surgery, no.

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Bertha - write that book - shop it around - if you get a deal, you're set.

Anonymous said...

Does insulting people get your old warped face happy? Is your life so sad and pathetic that INSULTING PEOPLE is all you have to make yourself happy.......SAD SAD SAD

Charlie Hobart said...

Still foxy. I'd do her in a New York minute...

Anonymous said...

I feel so so soooo sorry for you....I pray for you....You lead such a lonely life, you have such pain.....Please seek help.

Anonymous said...

Your Charlie has Anita Bryant on his blog...the pie in face, so classic! Dear Ill be sprizing from wednesday on.

Anonymous said...

Who is Cazwell?

Anonymous said...

Arent you flirting with 60?