Friday, July 06, 2007

A DOG'S LIFE

Only on the island of Manhattan do dogs eat as well as humans.

Let me explain:

My pal Terri has a splendid pitbull that is as cute as it is well behaved. Over dinner last night, she informed me that she feeds her pooch organic buffalo meat from Whole Foods.

Apparently, her dog has "food allergies" and a "finicky" tummy.

My dog lived for 17 years on a diet of Gaines Burgers and Liver Snaps.

Only in New York City, kids.

10 comments:

abby said...

and in a place like janesville, wi, you can take your fat cat to the vet and have them tell you "it's just big-boned"

Anonymous said...

Is it true MM Sex and the City is moving forward with the movie?What have you heard?If your really in the know you should have heard something.

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Well, MM has heard that the players (Kim Catrell) have agreed to a movie - but noone has seen a script etc..so although the actors have agreed to work together, the movie is still a few years away.

Anonymous said...

I just read on google news they will start filming in the fall and all have signed on for the movie.Oh ya the script is already written.Julie

Phee-Phee said...

only the best non-polluted non-china made grub for my phee-phee!!

she even has her own blog. www.nycpitbull.com

and she should she's cuter than you ;) lolol xoxoxo

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Well, leave it to Miss Julie to get the news! You go girl - you have a nose for news. I leave for my big gay cruise next week.

I used to love to bump into the crew filming Sex and the City in my hood - let's hope that happens again.

Anonymous said...

Sniff Sniff MM.Love Julie

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

Well I agree with SJP, There was a time when I would have died to have seen the film, but truthfully as much as I love the girls....It seems like its all in the past and a get together seems unwanted....but thats just Bertha's opinion

Anonymous said...

Have fun on your vacation.Call me with all the details when you return.Julie. P.S. I went to the Prince concert Saturday night it was the worst concert I have ever seen.I'll tell you more when I talk to you.

Anonymous said...

oof I'll miss this blog while you are cruising!