NIGHTLIFE

I hate weekend nights in Manhattan.

Let me explain:

On Friday and Saturday nights, the streets are flooded with bridge and tunnel trash that spew their tackiness everywhere.

I don't get why they come here?

I mean, any self-respecting Manhattanite NEVER goes out on weekend nights unless it's to a private party or a very private club, so why do they come? It's not like they're partying with cool New Yorkers - they're partying with other tacky trash from their hometowns - so why not stay on the other side of the bridge!