Monday, March 30, 2009


Does anyone else find those commercials for Edible Arrangements creepy?

I mean, what are you supposed to do with an arrangement made of grapefruit, bananas and strawberries?  You can't show it off on the counter like a bouquet of roses.  I guess you have to look at it for 10 minutes and eat it.

Again, I find the whole concept creepy.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009


This is what is wrong with our economy:

Prices keep going up, up and up, but wages and jobs keep going down, down and down.

For example: The MTA has voted to increase subway fares by over 25% and cut back on service.

What the fuck? I mean, charge more and get less? Yes, that sounds like a good plan.

Why are we putting up with this?

Tuesday, March 24, 2009


I don't know what I hate more: fat people smoking or fat people eating candy bars or fat people smoking and eating candy bars.

Oh, yeah, and fat people smoking, eating candy bars and riding the elevator for one floor.

Thursday, March 19, 2009


I Can't believe that Ruth Madoff thinks she can get off Scott free.

I mean, does she really think she can convince people that she knew nothing of her husband's money madness.

Oh, please, anyone that knew that couple said they were joined at the hip. I mean, she's living in a penthouse with millions of dollars in the bank.

I say put the bitch in jail and make her scrub toilets.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009


More Sarah Palin hypocrisy.

After singing the praises of slut daughter Bristol's - or is it Brillo pad - decision to keep her baby Papa Don't Preach style, little Brillo Pad announced today she is waving goodbye to the child's father. Oh yeah, she never married him like mama Palin said she would.

I guess being married to a kid named Levi and living in a trailer wasn't exactly what she had in mind.

So Brillo Pad is now an unwed mother - I would love to get Ann Cuntler's opinion since the Republican mouthpiece's current rage is against unwed mothers.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009


OMG - with all the money in the world is this the best Madonna can look?

Isn't it bad enough that old Madge is making a fool out of herself running around with a 21 year-old boy?  

The answer is no. 

Now she apparently is  going to a surgeon that needs glasses.  I remember just a few years ago Madonna was making fun of Cher's pioneering surgery efforts....well, Cher looks pretty good compared to Madge's corpse impersonation.  

Saturday, March 07, 2009


Those poor Republicans.

With no leader in sight, the party of fools have picked idiot supreme Rush Limbaugh as their leader.

I mean, wasn't it bad enough they picked old daddy McCain and Caribu Barbie to rule the world?

I guess not.

I'm laughing every day.

Friday, March 06, 2009


Okay, I love Obama, Michelle and the kids.


I am sick to death of the media's constant praise of the Obama's parenting skills.

I mean, what's the big deal?

Parents are supposed to be strict, read bedtime stories and give their kids chores.

Thursday, March 05, 2009


A new study released today reported that Sarah Palin's good looks may have turned people away from the Republican ticket.

I ask you: Good looking?



I've been searching for a new apartment in Manhattan.

Yes, I know the economy is in the toilet, but with interest rates at an all time low and prices dropping, I feel this is my time.

Wish me luck.