Thursday, December 31, 2009
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Saturday, December 26, 2009
I swear, you can't make this shit up.
Spotted at: Legends Golf Club in Prior Lake
At jewelry designer Karla Haugen's annual holiday fashion show, everyone was well dressed and accessorized. Still, Lisa Mandile stood out. Her one-shoulder top with a jeweled embellishment and pants are from Etcetera, a line of clothing sold by direct sales. It's not a coincidence that Mandile sells them. Paired with KH Design earrings and Jimmy Choo boots, she stood out in the fashion-forward crowd.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
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Thursday, December 03, 2009
Tuesday, December 01, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
OMG - watching the news about Sarah Palin's book tour - I can't believe the stupid white trash that have turned out to support her - did they all forget that she couldn't even bother fulfilling her role as Governor of Alaska? I mean, do they want a quiter for president?
Friday, October 30, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Saturday, October 24, 2009
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Sunday, September 13, 2009
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Friday, July 03, 2009
I wonder what this bitch has up her sleeve?
Monday, June 29, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
I READ THIS ON PEREZHILTON.COM - IT'S GREAT!
Sarah Palin is sure milking this recent thrust into the damn liberal media for all it's worth. We were just getting used to not hearing from this dummy, and then this mess had to happen.
Palin is making the rounds to all the media outlets who want her to talk about the recent feud between herself and David Letterman. Even though David has apologized for any ill-will, Palin isn't accepting it and continues to rant on and on and on.
She will be appearing on CNN's The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer today, where she will tell ol' Wolfie that she thinks David's jokes were "you know, pretty perverted."
She continues to vent saying:
"But it goes beyond that. Not just that joke, but this insinuation that it's OK, it's acceptable to talk like that, and then that it's acceptable for the media to not provide the American public, the listeners, the readers, the full context of that joke. Letterman says, now, hey, I wasn't talking about her 14-year old. David, my 14-year-old was there with me at the game. She was the only one there with me. It wasn't my older daughter, who's in college and taking care of her young family. It was my 14-year-old."
We repeat: Get over it! Lighten up! And for goodness sake, go back to Alaska!
We think we can hear some moose you haven't shot at yet!
Thursday, June 11, 2009
I fly frequently - and I love these tips from flight attendants. I mean, I could have wrote them myself. Copy and paste to your browser:
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009
According to the Times, AT&T provided phones for free text-messaging services at two Allen parties in Arkansas on the night of the finals. Citing sources, The Times reports that AT&T reps showed party-goers how to "power text" -- cast 10 votes at the touch of a button -- which violates show rules.
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Power texts, according to the Times, "have an exponentially greater effect on voting than do single text messages or calls to the shows toll-free phone lines."
No similar efforts appear to have been made to provide free texting services to Adam Lambert fans.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
So the fuck what if she made some tasteless jokes about Rush Limbaugh. I mean, she's a comedienne.
Saturday, May 09, 2009
But the best first lady ever?
That's what Oprah - "I picked our president" Winfrey seems to think. I'm sorry, but what has Mrs. Obama done other than show off her buff arms in sleeveless tops?
Don't get me wrong, she might turn out to be the best first lady ever, but for now, let's give that honor to Eleanor Roosevelt or Betty Ford or Hillary Clinton.
Thursday, May 07, 2009
Friday, May 01, 2009
I was walking down 12th street today and got caught behind a gaggle of puffing pusses. I mean, the smokey tail wind practically gagged me.
I just don't understand who in the hell would pay $9 for a pack of cigarettes that will ultimately kill you.
PS - actually witnessed people wearing masks on the subway today.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
What does all of this mean?
It means Barak Obama can finally make some amazing changes.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
I have always thought of Perez Hilton as a mean chubby queen - albeit one with incredible luck. I mean, only in America can you go from being a penniless blogger to a rich superstar overnight. But unlike most rich assholes, he wasn't afraid to rock the boat with his political views - and I now say bravo to him.
For those not hip to the news, Mr. Perez was a judge at the Miss USA contest. He asked Miss California her thoughts on gay marriage. Well, what came out of her mouth was not only hateful, but plain stupid. I applaud Mr. Perez for giving Miss California a big fat zero after her hateful opinion on gay marriage - which cost her the Miss USA title.
And is it just me or does Miss California look like a tranny?
Monday, April 20, 2009
She died in a car accident.
For such a great character, I felt it was a pretty mundane way to die. I mean, the show is known for it's over-the-top story lines - couldn't creator Marc Cherry come up with something more titillating or exciting?
Or perhaps it is brilliant storytelling - to die in such a simple way on a suburban street.
I can't make up my mind.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Let me explain:
On Friday and Saturday nights, the streets are flooded with bridge and tunnel trash that spew their tackiness everywhere.
I don't get why they come here?
I mean, any self-respecting Manhattanite NEVER goes out on weekend nights unless it's to a private party or a very private club, so why do they come? It's not like they're partying with cool New Yorkers - they're partying with other tacky trash from their hometowns - so why not stay on the other side of the bridge!
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
Sunday, April 05, 2009
Thursday, April 02, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Prices keep going up, up and up, but wages and jobs keep going down, down and down.
For example: The MTA has voted to increase subway fares by over 25% and cut back on service.
What the fuck? I mean, charge more and get less? Yes, that sounds like a good plan.
Why are we putting up with this?
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
I mean, does she really think she can convince people that she knew nothing of her husband's money madness.
Oh, please, anyone that knew that couple said they were joined at the hip. I mean, she's living in a penthouse with millions of dollars in the bank.
I say put the bitch in jail and make her scrub toilets.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
After singing the praises of slut daughter Bristol's - or is it Brillo pad - decision to keep her baby Papa Don't Preach style, little Brillo Pad announced today she is waving goodbye to the child's father. Oh yeah, she never married him like mama Palin said she would.
I guess being married to a kid named Levi and living in a trailer wasn't exactly what she had in mind.
So Brillo Pad is now an unwed mother - I would love to get Ann Cuntler's opinion since the Republican mouthpiece's current rage is against unwed mothers.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Saturday, March 07, 2009
With no leader in sight, the party of fools have picked idiot supreme Rush Limbaugh as their leader.
I mean, wasn't it bad enough they picked old daddy McCain and Caribu Barbie to rule the world?
I guess not.
I'm laughing every day.
Friday, March 06, 2009
Thursday, March 05, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Even though the daily tabloid is full of extreme right-wing bullshit, the gossip pages are the best in the city. I mean, what New Yorker doesn't read Page Six or Cindy Adams or Liz Smith.
Now word is out that due to cost cutting, the Post has fired 86-year-old LIz Smith! I'm shocked, Miss Liz has been a staple in New York print for over 40 years.
Damn, I hate this economy.
Watching her the other night cover the Obama State of the Union event, I was struck by her grace, charm and wit.
Okay, I admit, I never really cared much for her on The Today Show, but as the years wore on, she got better - and more feisty.
I mean, her "take no prisoners" battles with Ann Cuntler are legendary.
And let's not forget it was Katie who single handily derailed the speeding train that was Sarah Palin. After the Republican Convention love fest, the nation was in awe of the little Governor that could. Leave it to Katie with her calm blond charm to reveal what an idiot Palin was.
For that alone, I will always love her.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
On the plane back to Manhattan, I read in USA Today the most fascinating story. A teenage Wisconsin boy posing as a hot chick tricked numerous high school jock classmates via Facebook into sending him nude photos of themselves. With the threat of showing the nude photos at school, the crafty boy blackmailed the jocks into having sex with him. According to police reports, the boy had sex with 32 jocks in the school library, gym and parking lot.
I wish I had Facebook while I was high school.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Edie Brit is being killed off on Desperate Housewives.
I mean, Nicolette Sheridan's Edie is the best thing on the show. Granted, she's always been a minor character, but her bitchy put-downs and sassy expressions made for fine television.
I will miss her.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
I mean, after endless prompts and hang ups and call backs and a final 30 minute wait you finally get some foreign fuck in India who can barely speak English.
Fucked up! And we wonder why the economy is in a shambles.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
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Only subhuman and lowly slaves need apply.
Must be able to bring monetary offering to master at all times or forget it.
Saturday, February 07, 2009
I couldn't agree more.
"Bonnie and Clyde" is an amazing film - Oscar wins and nods for all involved. I mean, if it ain't broke, don't fix it - and certainly don't fix it with to-talent Hillary Duff.
And to add insult to injury, Miss Duff tried to get catty with Mommie Dearest by saying..."Most of my fans don't even know who she is...and if Iooked like her, I might be mad, too."
And for the record, Miss Dunaway is 68, and although she looks a tad pulled, I still think she looks amazing.
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
How dumb do Republicans think we are?
I mean, if they can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Now the Republicans have hopped on the black bandwagon and appointed Michael Steele as the first black RCN chairman.
I'm all for progressive politics, but this is just a shameless ploy.
Let me explain:
I was invited to attend a sassy press event for uber dermatologist Patricia Wexler's new skincare line. The event was held on the Upper East Side - an area I rarely if ever travel to, but free food, free drink and free products won out. Once inside, free cocktail in hand, I started scoping out the celebs....Bernadette Peters in the corner, Diane Sawyer looking at eye cream, but who really caught my eye was Miss Paula Abdul.
Tiny even in sky high Jimmy Choo pumps, Miss Abdul looked amazing - and the only celebrity the cameras and paparazzi were going crazy for. I noticed Paula was carrying a bottle in her hand - she was hawking her new fragrance soon to be sold on Home Shopping Network. I smiled at her and Miss Forever Your Girl waltzed over and made me smell her chest.
That's what I love about living on the island of Manhattan; you can wake up to a mundane day and end up with your nose in Paula Abdul's chest.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
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Thursday, January 15, 2009
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Saturday, January 10, 2009
This past summer, I tried to steal this tranny's man at Nowhere Bar. Of course, I was high as a kite on Black Bitches (vodka and Diet Coke). When she got word of my antics, she shot me a look of death - and I ran like hell from the bar.
What was I thinking?
This is one mean looking bitch.
Friday, January 09, 2009
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
Two weeks in Minneapolis almost turned me into a neutered breeder with a pot belly.
The big trend in freezing Minneapolis is to wear Khaki shorts all winter long. Why? I have no idea - it's just plain tacky.
As I waited for the L train today, a Jamacian man on the platform was strumming his guitar and singing a melody of Beatles' songs. As he launched into "Help", I tossed a dollar in his guitar case and thanked my lucky stars I live in the greatest city on earth.
Monday, January 05, 2009
Saturday, January 03, 2009
I was driving in Northeast Minneapolis today and came upon a huge group of Muslims protesting Israel's raid on the Gaza Strip. I mean, what idiots.
I learned long ago that you can't talk or rationalize with a Muslim. I mean, watch any news channel and witness Muslim after Muslim condemning Israel for "attacking" them while painting themselves as saints. Excuse me, but if the Muslims would leave Israel alone, all would be fine.
What is Israel supposed to do? Just sit there and let the Muslims bomb the shit out of them? The Muslim population supports Hamas - and Hamas is a terrorist group. If the Muslims wanted peace, they would kick Hamas out of their country.
You know, it seems everyone I meet in Minneapolis is in a coma.
I mean, does anyone have any fun here?
Oh, don't get me wrong, I see plenty of under 25-year-olds having a good time, but God forbid if you are post 25 and want more out of life than screaming kids and Khaki pleated trousers.
What I love about New York City is folks of all ages are hip, trendy and cool.