Friday, October 30, 2009

MY NEW NEPHEW


IS THIS NOT THE CUTEST BABY.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

I AM OFFICIALLY A DIRTY OLD MAN.

MISTER MAKEUP


Darlings, Mister Makeup is offering his fall beauty forecast at www.celebrityeverthing.com - take a peek!!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

LEAVING ON A JET PLANE

I hate traveling.

I really do.

It's bad enough that you must strip down to your underwear at security, but now the airlines are packing the planes so tight it's like you're on route to Auschwitz.

And if you think you're getting a tiny bag of peanuts to munch on, guess again. And if you're thirsty, you better have your cash ready to buy a bottle of water.

On top of all this, two Northwest Airline pilots fell asleep at the wheel and overshot their destination by 150 miles! To make matters worse, when the pilots failed to respond to repeated radio calls, the Airforce, thinking it was a terrorist plot, went up to shoot the renegade plane down.

Yes, my darlings, traveling is quite glamorous.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

JOY TO THE WORLD

I am so happy that Miss Joy Behar has her own nightly show on Headline News - 9pm eastern time. I'm never home - or sleeping - to watch The View - so this nightly liberal gab fest is a dream come true.

Watch it.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

ONE DAY AT A TIME

Does anyone believe Mackenzie Philips?

I mean, she claims her father and her had a consensual sexual relationship for over a decade.

Her book, "High on Arrival" debuted on the New York Times bestseller list at number 3.

Considering all the hoopla and media events surrounding the book, number 3 doesn't sound too good.