I really do.
It's bad enough that you must strip down to your underwear at security, but now the airlines are packing the planes so tight it's like you're on route to Auschwitz.
And if you think you're getting a tiny bag of peanuts to munch on, guess again. And if you're thirsty, you better have your cash ready to buy a bottle of water.
On top of all this, two Northwest Airline pilots fell asleep at the wheel and overshot their destination by 150 miles! To make matters worse, when the pilots failed to respond to repeated radio calls, the Airforce, thinking it was a terrorist plot, went up to shoot the renegade plane down.
Yes, my darlings, traveling is quite glamorous.