Monday, August 07, 2006

ON THE DELTA

Maybe it’s the inner anorexic in me, but I get giddy everytime I see Delta Burke in her Intimate Portrait on Lifetime Televison - the channel for women and gay men.

Regarding her eating disorder she comments… “I passed out a lot, but I looked good.”

She would fit in mighty fine in Manhattan.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

fag

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

No shit, you stupid pussy anonymous blogger.

Anonymous said...

what's your bra size, mary?

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

I wear an A cup - very small - just like your pussy anonymous brain.

Anonymous said...

Can u explain the massive amount of facial reconstructive surgery u have had done? My child saw your picture and has been crying ever since.

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Well, let's see - I've had my nose down twice, lip injections, botox, laser CO2 under the eyes, multiple TCA peels, tattooed lips...I guess that's about it. Thanks for asking.

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

OH, P.S. - I HATE children, so please continue to show my picture to you child - I get a warm feeling knowing that I am bringing discomfort to her day.

Anonymous said...

Your goatee looks like facial hair. Is that a gay thing?

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Umm...goatee's usually have facial hair and yes it's a BIG gay thing.

Anonymous said...

anonymous is a big meanie. mistermakeup is a sweetheart and he's very talented, too. begone with you, creature anon -- you have no power here!