Do I have "whore" written on my forehead?
I think I do.
I was riding the 6 train the other day when yet another married man tried to pick me up.
Let me explain:
I was returning home from a shoot with Project Runway's Tim Gunn when a very middle-aged man in a suit kept staring at me. Within moments, he was chatting me up. He told me he lived on Long Island and sold septic tanks for a living. Yes, my dream man had finally arrived on a downtown bound Manhattan train.
I noticed the wedding band on his finger. Oh, don't worry, he said, my wife doesn't need to know a thing.
He said he had a few hours to kill - and asked if he could come over.
I said no, I'm busy.
No more married men - especially ones that sell septic tanks.