Wednesday, February 06, 2008

MORE MARRIED MEN

Do I have "whore" written on my forehead?

I think I do.

I was riding the 6 train the other day when yet another married man tried to pick me up.

Let me explain:

I was returning home from a shoot with Project Runway's Tim Gunn when a very middle-aged man in a suit kept staring at me. Within moments, he was chatting me up. He told me he lived on Long Island and sold septic tanks for a living. Yes, my dream man had finally arrived on a downtown bound Manhattan train.

I noticed the wedding band on his finger. Oh, don't worry, he said, my wife doesn't need to know a thing.

He said he had a few hours to kill - and asked if he could come over.

I said no, I'm busy.

No more married men - especially ones that sell septic tanks.

5 comments:

yougnomeme said...

Creepy tale. You did good to bail, MM.

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

Well MM. You sure do get around

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Bertha - ol'MM certainly does. I guess I am in season.

Anonymous said...

MM - me think you're a slut.

riftgirl said...

A slut for not sleeping with the guy? I think you'd best re-read the post. And why is it that MM gets branded a "slut," whereas if it were a straight boy out there getting it, he'd most likely be applauded as a "stud," instead? Tucker Max, anyone? Double standards - blech!! (I'm feeling unusually surly, today.)