Thursday, July 13, 2006

SAINT OPRAH

Does anyone else find it odd that the richest woman in the world is hosting a series of shows attempting to help people get out of debt? I mean, Oprah sits there all smug in her Jimmy Choo's and diamond earrings and lectures people about the financial evils of cable television and take-out pizza.

Enlightened Oprah goes on to preach that material things will not make you happy.

Excuse me, but how many Oprah shows have been devoted to her many houses, her rose gardens, her favorite clothes, her personal chefs and fitness experts…the list goes on and on.

I guess in the land of double standards, Oprah isn't all that happy, either.

15 comments:

Claudia said...

Guess what! I am doing hair modeling for fred segal on monday! i should get some lunch. Let me know next time youre in town.

Anonymous said...

Amen mister sister.I have seen those same shows and thought the same thing.I like when she has the cheaters on her shows to bash also.But Oprah should not throw stones she was involved with a married man for years.Oh ya and let's not forget the multi multi million dollar house she just built in Maui.Love Ya

Anonymous said...

God you are a negative person. Oprah has given millions away to charity, 5 million to her almamater. How much have you given to charity Mr. Makeup? With your bitter attitude and bizzare picture, I am sure you havent given a cent. Maybe you should hold up a mirror and take a good look before you start bashing all those around you. Don't judge another man till you have walked a mile in his shoes....

Anonymous said...

RE: SHOP YOUR BOOTY ON 6/26 - You my friend are in the minority. If designers and stores catered to only the gay or metrosexual, Bette Midler, Cher loving, narrow wasted, wimpy girly men, they WOULD GO BROKE. The majority of men are manly men who #1....don't wear their clothes skin tight and #2...aren't striving to have a body like Paris Hilton and Wacko Jacko. I don't care where you are shopping MM. You got it all wrong. These teeny tiny sizes are not "selling out" faster. They just aren't catering to you THE MINORITY. God you are arogant.

Anonymous said...

RE: SHOP YOUR BOOTY

P.S. I'M NOT FAT OR A HOMOPHOBE

Anonymous said...

Get a grip. Are you capable of blogging minus the sarcasm and people bashing? FYI...I agree with anonymous at 6:09. I'm the "shop your booty" comment at 6:45. Sorry, but it had to be said. God you really are obnoxious.

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

honey, i'm as arrogant opinionated as they come - afterall, I'm a New Yorker.

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

In response to "anonymous" who wrote about my ode to shopping for small sizes in a large size world - do you think that "manly men" only come on obese sizes?

Anonymous said...

No absolutely not. Not all, but most Manly men wear L and XL and not because they are huge fatsos, but because they choose not to wear their clothes skin tight and they
don't have 22 inch waists. I think most people would agree that XXL and XXXL men just might be a tad "obese". No doubt. All I'm saying MM is that the majority of the male population doesn't choose to dress like a 14 year old boy. So it is not
a surprise that you find a shortage of clothing options.. They aren't going to fill their shelves with these boy sized clothes for a minority of the population. They offer more large sizes because that is the norm.

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Well, if you read my original blog ( I had to go and reread it myself), my complaint was that stores purchase a surplus of XXLs that end up on the clearance rack, thus raising the price of everything else in the store. I'm sorry, but I'm sticking with my statement that fatties and fashion don't mix. As the late Halston said when asked why he refused to offer larger sizes, "I design for people, not sofas."

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

PS - I hate these anonymous bloggers leaving comments - have some balls and put down your name, so I can see who I'm dealing with - LOL.

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THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Such big words for someone so small to not reveal his or her name or profile.