Wednesday, February 07, 2007

DIRTY BUSINESS


I'm in love with Courtney Cox’s new FX series Dirt. I mean, this has to be the filthiest show on television.

The plot so far involves a football player who takes it up the ass via a strap-on adorned girl, a rapper who keeps the head of a murdered rival in a jar, and Miss Cox herself searching for an orgasm each week with her trusty vibrator. Oh, and Melrose Place's Grant Show plays an A-list (now that's humorous in itself) closeted action hero who calls his various male sex partners bitches. And finally, rumor has it that Friend’s alumni Jennifer Aniston will appear in the season finale as a lesbian rival editor who gives Miss Cox some tongue.

I swear, I’m not making this up.

I keep asking myself why zillionaire Miss Cox would do this. I mean, it’s not like it’s a Martin Scorsese film. Whatever the reason, it’s my new guilty pleasure.

13 comments:

abby said...

that sounds like a very shocking show indeed. um, i know this probably sounds lame of me, but what's FX? the new fox or something?

mistermakeup said...

FX is a free cable station - channel 58 here in NYC - they have Nip/Tuck, too.

abby said...

sort of like an HBO.... cool.

Anonymous said...

HOney BERTHA LOVES ME SOME DIRT...I love the way she says "I take pills to get through the night< how do you" Bertha dont need no Vibrater like Lucy does

Anonymous said...

MM you are not alone I love love love Dirt. Every week there is something that just makes you want more.They need to keep up the momentum because Rescue Me was raunchy when it first started on FX but now it's gotten boring.Jules

Charlie Hobart said...

Kindly let your readers know when to expect the Jennifer Aniston/Courtney Cox one-on-one action.

Also, I believe the actor's name is Grant Show, not Shaw. I only know this because I was extremely jealous of the putz when he hooked up with that fine piece of ass Kelly Taylor in the cross-over episodes.

Ah, the Ninties. A great time to be discovering your budding sexual appetites...Salt-N-Pepa, Tiffany Amber Thiessen, Kim Basinger in "Batman," Kathy Ireland, Winnie Cooper...the list goes on and on...

mistermakeup said...

Winnie Cooper? Salt-N-Pepper? You certainly are diverse!

Anonymous said...

I love it when Lucy toasts her mother at the funeral, that was a great moment! The show is great! Although the schisophrenic parts get to be a bit much! I love the show...Is it a hit?

mistermakeup said...

Yes, a big hit - already nenewed for a second season.

Anonymous said...

I love Lucy having her orgasm in the limo with that actor! She has a wit and a personality like you!

mistermakeup said...

I consider that a compliment - thank you. And yes, I've had an orgasm in a limo, too.

Anonymous said...

Has Mariette Hartley been surgerized into another person? I had no idea it was her till I saw her name in the credits....come on MM your the queen of surgery....Is it even the same person?

mistermakeup said...

Well, on the Loni Anderson scale of Hollywood plastic surgery, I thought Mariette Hartley looked rather natural.