Friday, February 02, 2007

REALITY CHECK

You know what really bugs me? Snobby people who claim they never watch reality television. I mean, I want to scream when I hear these elitist assholes brag with bravado....Oh, I read books or spend time with my family or watch historical documentaries on PBS and blah, blah, blah.

I just want to shout...fuck you!

Give me some VH1 Celebreality any night of week. I mean, who could live without "I Love New York" or "Fit Club" or even "The Surreal Life" ?

Oh, and have you noticed that these television avoiding snobs always look they should be on Extreme Makeover?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love me some Celebreality. That crazy bitch Janice Dickinson was in my casino, Fake tits hanging out, making out with two teens. Id be willing to bet her vag is wider than mine! Bertha

mistermakeup said...

Bertha - I asked you to be a lady on this blog.

Anonymous said...

Honey I'm a lady with attitude! Keeps your blog wild! like me! although to be honest, I am gonna start writing on mine...Just cant remember what the name of it was! Im one crazy bitch....OH I saw the tit Doctor. I decided against....Bertha has more than enough tits as it is to go around! And if you ever do decide to swing my way...They are very wellcoming! Bertha

mistermakeup said...

Bertha, if MM ever decides to make the switch, you will definitely be my bitch.

Anonymous said...

OMG it's time for you two to get a room