Frozen yogurt, that fast food relic from the 80s, has taken Manhattan by storm.
Let me explain:
Los Angeles export Pinkberry’s has opened its doors in the city. The lines are 90 minutes long. I mean, some folks even bring books to read while in queue.
Not the queens, us gays are way too busy and smart for that. No, the line is full of str8 couples with nothing better to do.
I asked a man how long he waited for his small cup of yogurt with several fruit toppings – and what he paid.
The answer: 90 minutes and $8.45 for his frozen treat.
I’m sorry, but I have better things to do with 90 minutes and a $10 bill.
I walked a few blocks to McDonald’s for a chocolate frozen yogurt from the dollar menu.