Only on the island of Manhattan do dogs eat as well as humans.
Let me explain:
My pal Terri has a splendid pitbull that is as cute as it is well behaved. Over dinner last night, she informed me that she feeds her pooch organic buffalo meat from Whole Foods.
Apparently, her dog has "food allergies" and a "finicky" tummy.
My dog lived for 17 years on a diet of Gaines Burgers and Liver Snaps.
Only in New York City, kids.