Tuesday, July 31, 2007

2000 FAGS ON A BOAT (PART 4) THE LOWER FACE

What I've discovered on the boat is that gay men of all ages tend to dress like teenage boys....well, some can get away with it, and others cannot.

I mean, you can wear all the A & F gear you want; and stuff your face to the brim with botox and fillers, but what gives away your age more than anything is a saggy lower face.

You know, double chins, slack jawlines, droopy jowls. I mean, if you're gonna dress like a teenager, at least have the good sense to scrutinize your face and take appropriate action with your surgeon.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

or, how about this:

You could take care of yourself and gracefully age the way nature intended. And look distinguished.

Cary Grant still had it right up until he was cold in his casket. And so did Anthony Quinn.

Anonymous said...

I agree with you. But if fags want to dress like teenagers they better have a face to match.

mistermakeup said...

AMEN TO THAT.

Anonymous said...

MM get to the good stuff about the trip.....Where is all the naughty stuff??????????????