Thursday, November 29, 2007

SCARY SHIT

As I watched the YouTube Republican debate last night, I was horrified by the hillbillies and rednecks that call this party home. I mean, these people - as well as the candidates - scared the shit out of me.

Why do these people champion the right to carry guns, but demonize abortion? The fact is the more guns a society has; the more those guns are used to kill people.

Why do these people, who claim to be God fearing Christian fundamentalists, back the death penalty 100%? I mean, last time I checked, Jesus did not preach about electric chairs and gas chambers. In fact, I think Jesus said to turn the other cheek.

Why do these people hate illegal aliens as much as Bin Laden? I mean, the Mexicans that are cleaning your houses and mowing your lawns are not the enemy. Granted, some enforcement in this area is needed, but to demonize these people in lynch rallies is wrong.

As for the candidates, John McCain looked one hundred years old – and can we talk about that turkey neck? He preached his love of the Iraq war, which made him appear terribly out of date. I’m sorry, but I don’t want some geriatric warmonger running the country.

Mitt Romney scares me the most. He refused to answer any of the questions in a straightforward way. I mean, with his slicked hair and greasy smile, he looked like a smarmy used cars salesman who would say anything to make the sale.

Only Rudy Giuliani came off as somewhat sane.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is it slightly off topic to ridicule a politician for having a turkey neck? FYI people age, and politicians typically look their age. Or people from McCain's generation look their age. Like your parents look their age. Get it?

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Honey, my parents don't look their ages - and they don't have necks like McCain's. I just think a saggy neck is distracting and with all the photo-ops the president has, a good neck is essential.

Anonymous said...

So tell us MM who will you vote for?

Anonymous said...

Maybe Rudi should get hairplugs? Shouldn't Hillary get lipo?
When will these politicians get it together and focus on on the ESSENTIALS of public office?

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Anything the dems throw out there.

Anonymous said...

Now rumors are about to swirl that John Edwards has cheated on his wife with a campaign staffer. In my opinion that should put him at the front of the line for the dems. John Edwards looking like a hot 35 year old and he has more than 50 candles on his berfday cake.

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

John Edwards.....I wonder if he has a chance to win. I have to say the Dems don't look so good, but then neither do the GOP.

Anonymous said...

Can I just say Alicia Keys pisses me off? I think she lost her damn mind. Talented, beautiful, but incredibly annoying. Like Oprah, but Oprah has a face like a plate of stale dog food.

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Why do you hate Alicia Keys? I have always thought of her as a second rate Whitney or Mariah - never thought she was that talented.

yougnomeme said...

Karen Finley should be in charge. End of story.