Sunday, November 25, 2007

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

It's getting colder in Manhattan - and I'm not complaining.

Why?

Because the freezing New York City winds not only keep my concealer matte, they keep me bone thin.

Let me explain:

I call it my shake and shiver diet - and here's how it works.

When the temperatures turn frigid, I never wear a winter coat or a scarf, so I run wherever I go and my poor body is always fighting to stay warm - thus, the shake and shiver diet.

It works great.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Do people like your type eat?
What did you do for Thanksgiving? Drink clear broth?

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

I do eat - tons - but then I starve the next day. It's that simple.

yougnomeme said...

...And here I thought this article was gonna be about sex! :)