I found this kooky ad on craigslist.
Transmale master seeking slave with a car and skills
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-12, 10:32PM EST
Seeking slave who is presentable and is seeking to assist master a few times a week with his massage, foot works, errands and other needs master may develop. You will accompany me and drive me and generally carry out my orders and wishes.
Only subhuman and lowly slaves need apply.
Must be able to bring monetary offering to master at all times or forget it.