I KNEW IT!!!

Adam Lambert and Kris Allen arrive at the American Idol Season 8 Grand Finale held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on May 20, 2009 in Los Angeles, CA. Jason Merritt/Getty ImagesUs Magazine

The New York Times is reporting that American Idol's Kris Allenmay have had a little help from AT&T, one of the Fox show's biggest corporate sponsors, in winning this year.

According to the Times, AT&T provided phones for free text-messaging services at two Allen parties in Arkansas on the night of the finals. Citing sources, The Times reports that AT&T reps showed party-goers how to "power text" -- cast 10 votes at the touch of a button -- which violates show rules.

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Power texts, according to the Times, "have an exponentially greater effect on voting than do single text messages or calls to the shows toll-free phone lines." 

No similar efforts appear to have been made to provide free texting services to Adam Lambert fans.

SHAME ON CALIFORNIA

I'm ashamed to live America today.  

The California Supreme Court ruled that the ban on gay marriage will remain intact.  In other words, being a bigot is fine and dandy in the land of red, white and blue.

If it were left to the "will of the people", women would not have the right to vote, blacks would not be allowed to vote or even attend schools, and in fact, might still be slaves.  All rights that have been given to minorities have come via the court - NEVER the "will of the people."

As Thomas Jefferson said.."The majority should NEVER have voting rights against the minority."

No truer words have ever been spoken.

SATURDAYS IN THE CITY

You know, I really hate straight people - I really do.

I mean, it's bad enough that they hold the cards in the gay marriage battle, but must they also be so fucking fat and tacky?  I mean, how hard is it to push yourself away from the buffet table and get on the treadmill?  Or how hard is it to buy clothes made of natural fabrics that don't look like they belong on a golf course?

And don't get be started on their damn kids.  Why is it noone smacks their brats anymore?  In my day, if I acted up, my mother gave me a back handed slap.  I mean, kids need to learn right and wrong and that there are consequences when you break the rules.  I am so sick of mother's trying to rationalize with screaming three-year-olds at Duane Reade - kids that age respond to a slap, not a time-out.

I just don't understand how these morons rule the world.

HORRIBLE

I just can't believe it.

Last night on Idol that little unforgettable wimp Kris ( I don't even remember his last name) won.  I mean, how fucked up is that?  Adam Lambert was the clear winner.  I guess America is more white bread than I care to think.

HONEY, IT'S BOTOX NOT GRAPES

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BITCH

Okay, so the bigot can keep her Miss California crown.

I guess it's okay to pose nude so guys can jack off to your pictures, but it's not okay for gays to get married.

More hypocrisy from the stupid blonde that preaches her love of God and morals.

DICK IN YOUR MOUTH

Does anyone care about Dick Cheney anymore?  

Bush's number 1 butt boy is all over the news slamming the Obama administration on national security.  He's also touting the success of torture, torture and more torture.  Seriously, what does this old oaf know about war, prisoners or torture?  I mean, he never went to war -  he had his Vietnam tour of duty deferred five times - yes, five times!!  

In other word, he's a big pussy.

I love Wanda Sykes' joke about Cheney...."I tell my kids that if two cars pull up, and one is Cheney and the other is a stranger, jump into the stranger's car."

GO WANDA GO

I don't care what anyone says - I thought Wanda Sykes was hysterical at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

So the fuck what if she made some tasteless jokes about Rush Limbaugh. I mean, she's a comedienne.  

PS - I agree with Wanda 100 percent - Rush needs to be waterboarded.

FIRST LADY

Okay, I love Michelle Obama.

But the best first lady ever?

That's what Oprah - "I picked our president" Winfrey seems to think. I'm sorry, but what has Mrs. Obama done other than show off her buff arms in sleeveless tops?

Don't get me wrong, she might turn out to be the best first lady ever, but for now, let's give that honor to Eleanor Roosevelt or Betty Ford or Hillary Clinton.

MADONNA MADNESS

Why does Madonna continue to think she is 21?

I mean, she wore this Louis Vuitton ensemble to Monday night's opening of the Met's Model As Muse Show, which by the way is fabulous.

Doesn't she look ridiculous?

Grow up.

SMOKE GETS IN YOUR EYES

I am so sick of those dirty smokers.

I was walking down 12th street today and got caught behind a gaggle of puffing pusses. I mean, the smokey tail wind practically gagged me.

I just don't understand who in the hell would pay $9 for a pack of cigarettes that will ultimately kill you.

PS - actually witnessed people wearing masks on the subway today.