Sunday, July 26, 2009

BIKES

Why is it a person would run like hell from a oncoming car, but walk right in front of an oncoming bike?

I don't get it

Time and time again when I am tooling about Manhattan on my girl's (no one steals girl's bikes) mountain bike, strollers just step right into my path. The other day some dumb yuppie lady pushed her baby carriage against the red light and right in front of me. I mean, I was going 30 plus miles per hour, so I had to slam on the brakes.

I said..."You stupid bitch, you have a baby to care for - I could have killed it."

My baby is not an "it", she screamed.

"The way you care for "it" it is," I pushed back.

Why are people so stupid?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I try to figure that out all the time. If you find the answer let us readers know. I have only come up with they are lacking common sense.

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

oh MM my tits flopped for this one!

Anonymous said...

MM WHERE ARE YOU??????????????? We miss you. Write something soon.

Jeffrey said...

Right on!!