Wednesday, January 24, 2007

A+

I have to give Dubya an A+ for effort last night. I mean, he spoke so eloquently about patriotism, bravery and heroism that it made me teary eyed. His noble introduction of Nancy Pelosi was admirable. His ideas on health care, alternative fuels and other domestic issues were well thought out and quite interesting. Granted, the rest of his speech was grandstanding and gesturing, and his take on Iraq was ludicrous, but all and all, it made me proud to be an American. And yes, I still hate Dubya.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh please it was all bullshit rhetoric. Even ol Bertha knows that

mistermakeup said...

Of course, MM doesn't have any love for Dubya, but I have to give the man props for a good speech.

Anonymous said...

it was all written by his pubdits sweety, a mean old queen like you should no that! Bertha aint a genious but its obvious, that he is trying to win over some dems! He is one crazy MF and I bet he never touches his ladies bush!

Anonymous said...

I have this old geezer who alway saddles up to my Black Jack table. Well he is a rich fucker and he keeps telling me "Bertha you got great tits, but why not go up a size, on me? Well I just smile and keep my mouth shut. Well I ran into him outside the casino yesterday and he said, "Bertha lets take you to a C Cup" So now I have a consultation with the cosmetic surgion for new tits. But I am quite happy with my B cup. I am really just going for the experience. Bertha doesnt do Plastic Surgery. But I have always wondered what the consultation would be like. Something I am sure MM knows alot about!

Charlie Hobart said...

Clearly, our biggest concern (and threat) in this world is the environment. Indeed, it was refreshing to hear a slave to Big Oil acknowledge what thousands of scientists have already been proving for years: our planet is gradually getting warmer and this will eventually lead to catastraphic consequences.

Yet I'm certain Bush won't make any difference whatsoever.

The good thing: America has the resources to stop this progression into hell. It will just take some good old Yankee ingenuity and political know-how to implement change. We've demonstrated these abilities since our inception.

That's what's great about this country: with the right LEADERSHIP we can solve just about any problem (even Iraq). And global warming is our biggest problem.

Bush is a horrid public speaker. Overly rhetorical, consistantly dishonest, and perhaps the most ineloquent public figure of my lifetime. I hate him with a biblical passion.

Anonymous said...

That bush just needs a trip to the Cat House here in Nevada to loosen him up and get him to "see the light"! so says Bertha

Anonymous said...

Well Bertha did it! MOnday I go to see the lady for some new jugs...although I REALLY am going just for the experience. I hope I dont get to scared! I wonder if I will have to take off my shirt for him?

Bertha said...

God do I need to sleep! Know any good meds MM?

Nick Hobart said...

didn't watch it. didn't want to. my favorite bush thing was when he got messed up on the 'we won't get fooled again' and 'fool me once shame on you....' bit. that was so great!