Thursday, February 08, 2007

AN EARLY FROST


As cynical and bitter as I am, my heart goes out to Anna Nicole Smith. I mean, she was an easy target with all her crazy shenanigans, but I’m aiming my arrows elsewhere. In our land of politically correctness, I admire someone who wore her bleached blonde ambition on her sleeve for the entire world to see.

I also can’t imagine the horror of giving birth to one child and then losing another all within days. She didn’t have an easy ride, but at least she will forever be remembered as young and blonde.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just cant believe she is gone. She was somebody Bertha just always expected to hear news about. Kind of a barometer for our times. You just always knew she was gonna be up to something. But no more. Is it just me? Or isn't it kind of shocking? Bertha

Anonymous said...

Bertha talking about Bertha in the third person is weird.

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Well, Bertha....what do you think?

Anonymous said...

uh, anna nicole, may she rest in eternal peace, was a drug addict.

who the hell is shocked by her sudden death?

wake up!

Anonymous said...

Fuck you all Bertha knows that Anna is in heaven! Am I right MM! Bertha is so grande that she is third and first person combined!

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

If anyone deserves to go to heaven, it's Anna Nicole Smith. I mean, did you see the wedding pics of her and that old coot - he's smiling from ear to ear.

Anonymous said...

And the fact that his cheap ass family wouldnt just give her like 20 mill. I mean it would have saved them money in the long run. And She deserved a few mill just for wagging her double d jugs infront of that old fart...But what Bertha finds really strange, is that ol Zsa Zsa husband, now says that he knocked anna up....Who really fucked her and laid that seed? I wonder if the truth will come out! Bertha wants to know...! (and so do all the other dealers I work with!)

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

As odd as it sounds, Anna is even more popular in death - maybe she is the millennium Marilyn or at least Mansfield.

Anonymous said...

Its true everyone is talking about Anna, its almost Lady Di like! Who would have thought?

Anonymous said...

Anna Nicole will live forever! in all our hearts!

Anonymous said...

Dont you find it odd MM? Just odd MM that Howard K. Stern was in the room both times, Kid and ANNA, and HE is the person who potentially will inherit ALL the money that would go to Anna. IF they were actually married. Both the kid and Anna died OF THE SAME DRUG MIX. Howard is trouble and the truth is gonna come out! Watch this space! Fox news is pushing this angle more and more!

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

That is a good observation - time will tell.

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