Friday, February 16, 2007

MEAN QUEEN

You know, I think it's true what people say about me - I am mean.

Since it's been so cold and snowy in Manhattan, I've been forced to ride the subway. And you know what makes me smile?
Watching the subway doors close as people run frantically down the stairs to catch the train. I laugh outloud as the train pulls out and they are left on the platform.

Yes, I'm mean.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did anyone hear that lavender and tree oil give young men breasts?

I wonder how much the gender benders could have saved in surgery cash if they shopped at their health food stores and let estrogen do the work.

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

I have no idea what this means.....

Anonymous said...

it means Bertha is an ALL NATURAL chick with a peen

chekc out the link, kids

http://www.health24.com/news/Natural_health/1-932,39103.asp

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

So does that mean Bertha is a tranny? If so, you should read my friend's blog - riftgirl.blogspot.com - a great tranny friend.

Nick said...

reading your comment blogs are always an adventure in and of itself. today i met betty from top chef. do the gays like that?

riftgirl said...

As I read your latest, I swear I could hear you cackling in your special, wicked way.

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

I think "the gays" like anything Bravo - but as a New Yorker cursed with a miniture kitchen, I'm not a big fan of Top Chef - and for that matter, I'm not too keen on their new Todd Oldman show either.

Anonymous said...

Jesus Ive got a stretched pussy and tits and have had abortions....I think that says it all...Take your fucking tree oil and use it on your mamma...Im sure she could use it....and take a trip to the Cat House...You need it....Bertha

Anonymous said...

Anyone who reads your blog would be a fool to assume you were anything but "a mean queen". I discovered all 7 episodes of DIRT in their entirety on You Tube and I have to say......I understand why a "mean queen" like you loves the show!

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Bertha - please honey, not so graphic. MM doesn't fancy those body parts, so the less the better.

Anonymous said...

WELL MM, I may love you but if some overweight 40 something man is gonna criticize Bertha, he deserves a good bite in his oversize ass...SOOORRY FOR THE LANGUAGE...I had these horrible Arabs at my table all night....Im beginning to agree with your views on them.....BERTHA

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

You know give ma and MM a break you freaks...Life is hard enough...and sometimes we all FEEL A LITTLE MEAN...like me with those ARABS LAST NIGHT!

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

SO MM WHAT the hell do you think of Britney's Sinaed Oconner look...SHAVED HER HEAD....Now I guess it matches her crotch! (notice I didnt use bad language!) Whats she up too? Perhas in her new Madonna rebellious phase! She is CRAZY...but BERTHA loves a crazy gal...as I am one myself...and YES, my picture is 9 years old....but its still me!

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Well, you know how MM feels about Muslims and Arabs - and please no bleeding heart liberal comments from my lily white liberal friends from the Midwest who have never interacted with these creatures.

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

Honey I dont like to catagorize...I mean Ive fucked one or two Arabs in my time....but I dont like the new lot...They seem to think they are KINGS OF THE WORLD...and Bertha is here to tell them that they are not! I just wrote about my hellish experience with the tubin group last night!