I was thinking about getting Lasik eye surgery, but I think I’ve changed my mind.
Let me explain:
I ran into a good friend who recently had the procedure and he was none too happy.
With his new x-ray vision, he noticed all the lines and cracks on his face.
“When I first looked in the mirror, I thought it was my grandfather,” he moaned. “And there is no going back – I’m going to see everything from now on weather I like it or not.”
He then spewed his venom in my direction.…”MM, I always thought you looked a perpetual 22, but now with my new peepers, I can see that’s hardly the truth.”
Yes, I’m gonna pass on the Lasik and stick to my rose-colored lenses, because sometimes the world is a better place a little fuzzy and out-of-focus.