Tuesday, August 07, 2007

2000 FAGS ON A BOAT (PART 6) SEX




OK - everyone wants to know about sex on the big gay cruise. Well, there is some hooking up - but not as much as you think. I mean, the boat was full of happy - I hate them - couples, but if you wanted a quick poke, you could easily find it.

Of course, the steam room was a total suck and fuck fest; and the hot tubs were so packed with horny men that they resembled bowls of "bear soup." And let's not forget the "14th floor" - the tippy-top little deck for nude sunbathing that transformed into an al fresco orgy after midnight.

But the "let's get busy" award goes to Sam and Rob. This frisky couple plastered their cabin door with printed up postcards advertising their travel schedule and their sexual likes and dislikes.

No, I didn't knock on their door, but I saw plenty that did.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is why we hate the fags. Exactly this piggish shit. Behavior which is repellant. Christ in heaven.

mistermakeup said...

Oh honey, you're probably having boring vanilla sex in the bible belt - poor thing. As Auntie Mame sang - Live Darling.

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

Honey if that Boat was full of muscle men, Bertha would have juiced up here loins and had a blast....Im sure there were at least a few "bi guys" Bertha wouldnt have minded being in the right "soup" either! good on ya MM!

Anonymous said...

vomit!
the return of vegas implant vomit!

wtf is soup? jesus!