Wednesday, August 29, 2007
I'M NOT GAY
Don't you love it when hypocritical republicans like Larry Craig fuck up?
Every fag in Minneapolis is aware that the airport bathroom is ripe with closet cases looking for dick to suck - and also ripe with undercover police. I mean, who cares if terrorists are plotting to blow up the airport, let's spend our money on catching those disgusting fudge packers.
I laughed out loud when I heard Mr. Craig describe his "wide leg stance" when taking a dump or his remark that he was "just picking up toilet paper off the floor." I guess Senator Larry Craig won't be getting his usual 100 percent rating by the Family Values Association this year. No sirree.
He can now join the ranks of other closeted self-hating homos like Mark Foley and Ted Haggard.
I say good riddance.
Posted by THE ORAL REPORTER at 3:46 PM