Thursday, November 08, 2007

YOU NEVER KNOW

The thing about living in Manhattan is that you never know how your day in going to evolve. In other words, the sky is the limit.
I mean, when I lived in the Midwest, my days were well scripted and about as spontaneous as a daily bowel movement.

Not so living in the city that never sleeps.

Yesterday I woke up to a ho-hum day, but an afternoon phone call changed all that. On the other end was a friend with free tickets to a dress rehearsal of the Rockette's Christmas show at Radio City Music Hall.

Cheesy? Hell yes, but fabulously campy, too. The show was filled with more special effects and 3D images than a Star Wars movie. Of course, the high point was the limber legged Rockette's kicking up their heels, but I also adored the dancing bears and dancing midgets, too.

And thank goodness I'm not Jewish, Muslim or Mormon, because the show is totally a Christian feast for the eyes. In fact, I'm surprised some do-gooder liberal hasn't shut the place down.

A chubby lady from Long Island who was sitting behind me said it best... "I thought I had died and gone to heaven at the Celine Dion show in Vegas, but this show takes the cake."

Afterwards, we went to the Box on the Lower East Side for drinks where Miss Sarah Jessica Parker sat two tables over sipping a white wine.

I love New York.

10 comments:

Claudia said...

I saw the show last December, it's so NY great, but yes campy. Miss NYC.....

Anonymous said...

Does SJP look old and haggard or beautiful and fresh?

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

I don't think beautiful is ever a word I would use to describe SJP. Sexy, perhaps, beautiful, no.

Anonymous said...

Ooh! I don't suppose Karen Finley is in the production, then? :)

Anonymous said...

I always could take or leave SJP, no strong feelings one way or the other UNTIL I heard her response to being on Maxim's unsexiest list.

She did not care. FU MAXIM!!!

I think I am now gonna pay to see that stupid Sex + The City film. Insipid trash, but SJP is cool.

Phee-Phee said...

meh. sjp is the ugly chicks goddess.

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

You know, that might explain her popularity with women.

Anonymous said...

COLD!!!!!!!!!! No matter what any one of you gays says, you do hate women.

Unknown said...

that's a ridiculous statement. gays love the women. SJP is a dog in the gay and str8 worlds.

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

Honey I AM SAMANTHA JONES.