Thursday, December 20, 2007

PARTIES

It's high season for parties in Manhattan - and I'm not missing a single one.

Last night, I attended the one-year anniversary of the Rapture Cafe - a decadent and divine coffee shop on Avenue A. Of course, all the hipsters and dragsters were out, but it was the stage show that was truly amazing. Many clubbers got up to talk and sing, but the highlight was most definitely the stripping rabbi with the eight-inch shlong and prosthetic tits.

Yes, only in New York City, kids.

5 comments:

yougnomeme said...

Oh, my! And did he sing, "All day long I'd pitter, patter, pum"?

:)

Anonymous said...

did you know that kevin aviance has moved to minny! he was at the saloon, came here to dry out and stayed! was shocked last night when i saw him and said hello

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

really?

Anonymous said...

yes kevin, said he never thought he could live in minny, but there he was, i said, "isnt it the ends of the earth" and he said "absolutely, but its impossible to get into trouble here".....there you go

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Well, that is true - Minni-hopeless is the dullest place on the planet. I bet he drying out.