Monday, March 03, 2008

FATTIES

You know, when my friends come to visit Manhattan, they are shocked at the lack of fat people.  Well, I tell them, a fat person could never survive in the concrete jungle.  For starters, most of the subways are two to three to four flights underground - and that is a lot of walking.  I mean, you might start out fat if you move to Manhattan, but you would get thin mighty quick.

In fact, I see a "fat to skinny" reality show - put two fatties in Manhattan for six weeks and see how much weight they lose.

The Biggest Loser - Manhattan Style.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

bitch is back!

Anonymous said...

Read your comments on Heath Ledger.
Just wanted you to know I think your a vile QUEEN!

Hope you die of AIDS so I can belittle your death!

Anonymous said...

Fat people --- Well, at least we're harder to kidnap!

Anonymous said...

I just saw a T.V special about obese people and the taping was done in New York City...
Trust me there were plenty of fatties in NYC.

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Oh, how do I answer these things:

I live in NYC, and in my entire decade here, I have only seen maybe one or two truly obese people - funny that when I get off the plane in the Midwest I am suddenly surrounded by obese people.

As for Heath Ledger...well, they did find drugs in his system did they not? I stand by my original statement that he had every opportunity handed to him on a silver platter and he flushed it all down the toilet.

Anonymous said...

So what are you considering obese then?
30 lb's over weight or 100 lb's overweight?
Knowing you to be the shallow person you are you probably consider 10 lb's over weight obese.

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

15 pounds overweight is obese to me.

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

Maybe I should move to NYC and leave the slots behind? Get me real thin, and my tits floppin!

Jeffrey said...

Bertha - we love a good pair of tits in NYC!

Anonymous said...

Whether the roll is regular sized or a fat roll, somebody always wants to squeeze the Charmin.

Anonymous said...

As for Heath Ledger...well, they did find drugs in his system did they not? I stand by my original statement that he had every opportunity handed to him on a silver platter and he flushed it all down the toilet.

Whatever you dispassionate FUCK!!
Can't wait for your death, hope its coming soon:)