Friday, June 13, 2008
DON'T MESS WITH A QUEEN
It's official: Madonna's bitchy brother Christopher has written a nasty tell-all book called "Life with my Sister" - detailing his many years as his sister's tag-a-long sidekick. Apparently, the book is filled to the gills with details of lady Madge's saucy shenanigans - and I hear Mrs. Ritchie is none too happy about this.
Well, what did she expect?
I mean, everyone knows that brother and sister were thick as thieves in Madonna's hey-day, but she turned her back on him when she married Guy Ritchie - apparently Guy Ritchie cannot stand swishy queens, so Christopher (as well as most of Madonna's gay friends) had to go.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Don't cross a queen!
I met Christopher several times in the late 90's at uber gay haunt Beige, and I have to say, he was one snotty queen. But then again, if I was Madonna's brother, I'd be one snotty queen, too - hell, I'm already a snotty queen. LOL.
Unfortunately, time has not been kind to Christopher - perhaps he could use a portion of his book money on some "work."
In any event, I just can't wait to read the book - it comes out July 15.
Posted by THE ORAL REPORTER at 1:52 PM