Monday, June 30, 2008


I swear, I wasn't going to watch this show, but with nothing on the boob tube this summer, I don't have much of a choice. And, no, I wasn't about to read a book - although I can't wait for the Madonna tell-all in a few weeks.  

As for the Lohan's, who knew that a 14-year-old from Long Island had such a hip-hop soul?

Of course, I'm joking, but this show is a train wreck you can't take your eyes off. The basis of the show is mother Dina attempting to turn her youngest daughter Ali - an ugly version of sister Lindsey - into a singing sensation.

Mother Dina looks fabulous. I mean, with her bleached hair extensions, skinny jeans and that blank Botoxed expression, she's a priceless example of stage mothers gone wrong. At any moment I expect her to scream out: “Sing out June, Sing out!”

Hey, lightning struck twice with the Simpson sisters, so maybe little Ali has a chance, but I’m not holding my breath.


riftgirl said...

Crap. After your recommendation for Noah's Arc turned out to be spot on, I guess I'll have to check out this one, too.

Anonymous said...

I hate Dina Lohan. She is an old lady trying to act young. Doesn't she realize everyone is laughing at her.

Anonymous said...

no fool like a pathetic celebrity mom old to stop trying to relive your life thru your kids..maybe she should be checking into retirement communitys, instead of rehabs for her daughter! susang

Anonymous said...

What ever! You go to HELL, YOU JEALOUS, APATHETIC FAG!!!!!!!!!!


Anonymous said...

Someone is having a bad day!