Tuesday, December 26, 2006

CHILD SOUP - HOLD THE SALT

I think the witch in Hansel and Gretel had the right idea.

I truly believe children - and especially screaming babies - do not belong in civil society. Breeders today think nothing of changing shitty diapers in public or hauling out their saggy ugly breasts to nurse. I’m sorry, but I don’t need to look at those things.

I think children should be taken to the Midwest and not allowed into malls, airports, movies or other public places until they are 16. You know, maybe put them in Kansas – I mean, who lives there anyways? Give them a good education and firm discipline – think of it like a 16-year boarding school.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hate crying kids too.....they make me think evil thought

Anonymous said...

What really gets me, is when a kid starts crying (on a plane, or in a store, or restaurant) and the parents just ignore it or sheepishly ask the brat to stop. I have come quite close (on more than one occasion) to going and shutting the kid up myself. I have also yelled out SHUT UP! (much to the parents shock). So although I dont think kids should be locked away. I do wish the brats were locked away, and I would gladly be the key master to the jail.