Friday, January 12, 2007

SHE AIN'T HEAVY, SHE'S MY SISTER

I hopped on the scale today and I was up two pounds.

Yikes!

The reason?

I had a friend in town this past weekend and we ate like pigs - pizza, nachos, cheesecake - nothing was off limits. My friend is a "vegan", and yes, the type of "vegan" who sports plastic boots, so our first stop was a trendy "raw" restaurant; and I have to admit the food was pretty tasty. I mean, who knew nachos could be served raw.

Next stop was a southern style restaurant. As my "vegan" friend scanned the meat and cheese heavy menu, she casually winked that perhaps she could relax her "vegan" ways "just for this weekend."

Well, before I could say meatloaf, she had ordered the BBQ ribs and was busy chewing the meat off the bone. I guess she left her PETA card at home, because from then on it was nothing but eggs, cheese, dairy and more meat. Oh, and a late night visit to Veniero's for cheesecake, canolis and eclairs.

So for the next few days it's going to be broccoli and carrots for me.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are my hero.
great blog!

Nick said...

i like to get fat on sciortino's stuff on the east side of milwaukee on brady st whenever i'm there. it's good sweet to fatten up to!

Anonymous said...

god you are so cliche'! a realy cliche' fag. Jesus how do you do it?

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Why don't you learn how to spell? If you're gonna be a pussy anonymous commenter, at least learn to spell and put together a sentence.

Anonymous said...

you know i dont have a blog or I WOULDNT BE ANONYMOUS! You seem so obsessed by superfisciallities in life. Weight, Botox and Makeup. Dont you ever just want to have a big mac?

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

I love a Big Mac, but I like a slim waist better, so I limit my Mac Attacks to about once a year. And honestly, what's life without makeup and botox.

Anonymous said...

God I bet you haven't had a good lay in well over 3 years. By the sound of your entries, you seem EXTREMELY FRUSTRATED. Get fucked MM, and then GET HAPPY!

Goldman said...

Oh, don't worry about Mr. M - I get plenty.

Anonymous said...

I find it hard to believe that anyone related to this blog "Gets plenty". Probably "plenty" of your pwn hand...

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Let me see, you don't have the balls to reveal who you are, so I doubt anyone would want to fuck a spineless pussy like you. Your actions reveal plenty.

Anonymous said...

Im Bertha, and to be honest, your a miserable twat.

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Bertha sounds like a fat person - get off my blog fatty.

Anonymous said...

nice response. this is why I love your blog, mistermakeup!!!!!!

keep speaking the truth!!!!