Monday, September 10, 2007
It was sad watching train wreck Britney Spears waddle around the stage at the MTV video awards last night. I mean, why her handlers let her perform in the first place is a mystery to me.
Not only did she appear stoned out of her mind, but her lip syncing and dancing made her look like a joke from the American Idol try outs.
And that bikini? Doesn't she own a full-length mirror? She should take a cue from Liza - "Show the best and cover the rest." Amen.
Sadly, her legitimate career is over - all hail the new Anna Nicole Smith.
Posted by THE ORAL REPORTER at 12:25 PM