Monday, September 10, 2007

WHY?


It was sad watching train wreck Britney Spears waddle around the stage at the MTV video awards last night. I mean, why her handlers let her perform in the first place is a mystery to me.

Not only did she appear stoned out of her mind, but her lip syncing and dancing made her look like a joke from the American Idol try outs.

And that bikini? Doesn't she own a full-length mirror? She should take a cue from Liza - "Show the best and cover the rest." Amen.

Sadly, her legitimate career is over - all hail the new Anna Nicole Smith.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are those drag queens behind her?My god.So much to early in life and so fucked up now.Poor Brit

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

Well, at the listning party here in Vegas....some of the songs were really fun!

Anonymous said...

hey bertha!!! where you been hiding yourself?

mistermakeup said...

Bertha - we have missed you!!

On Britney, I had to laugh...str8 men are a different breed altogether - I showed Brit's VMA bikini pictures to him and he thought she looked HOT.

Anonymous said...

Who is the straight dude you showed this pic to? What straight man would speak to you? PS!!! She has two children, what have you done with your body and your life besides rotted in the gym and gotten blowjobs on a cruiseship?

mistermakeup said...

I like plastic surgery, too - and that takes up alot of time.

Anonymous said...

MM... Sounds like anonymous at 5:57 is jealous.Welcome back Bertha.

Claudia said...

Yeah, she may not be fat, but she's a public figure, and artist, and she should concern herself with what looks best, she looked a mess! There are big women who dress themselves well and sexy and beautifully using what they got, she was a nasty mess, and she looked lethargic, and she couldn't dance (which was the only the good about her,well and her old body) and it was terrible. She needs to take a break, at least till her hair grows out enough so her extensions don't reveal her hair. Poor girl, I feel so sorry for her....

mistermakeup said...

I agree Claudia - it was sad. It wasn't so much that she was fat, just poorly dressed. Some women look better with curves - J Lo and Halley Barry - but not Britney