Friday, September 28, 2007

WHY?

I heard something hysterical and oh-so true the other day: Why do women - and gay men - wear cropped capri pants? I mean, they just make your legs look shorter and your ass look wider and flatter - not a becoming look.

6 comments:

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

I'm in a midlife crisis. Men just dont do it for me anymore, I mean come on.....In general one out of every 25 dates,,,,,might lead to something.....and in general it never does......So Bertha is left to wonder....."whats the point of living!"....hope Bertha gets out of this funk soon.....

mistermakeup said...

Maybe you need a new hairstyle or a little "work" - both of those things always pick MM up. Or when all else fails, sleep with someone 10 years younger or someone's husband.

Anonymous said...

Fat people people get hot in the heat too, just like you and Bertha do. They are uncomfy, so they wear the cropped capri pants. That's so hard to understand? The things that puzzle botox addicts.

Anonymous said...

who said anything about fat people?? I think MM was commenting on anyone who wears capri pants.

Anonymous said...

I stand corrected, I took "short legged wide assed" to mean fat.
My bad. I should have said short legged flat assed people get hot too.

Anonymous said...

Anyhoo, peeps, far more interesting topic. Carol Ann Gotbaum, who caused her own death while being held in police captivity in Arizona.

MM let's hear your take on this cunt's airport rage.