Wednesday, April 16, 2008
MY NEW ROLE MODEL
OMG - I have a new role model.
Let me explain:
I was channel surfing the other night when I came upon MTV's new reality show "Rock The Cradle" - a horrific train wreck of a program that features the off-spring of famous singers competing American Idol style. I was about to switch channels when Chloe Lattanzi took the stage. I was stunned - and fascinated - not only by her awful singing, but her puffed up porn star meets Pete Burns face. I mean, this girl is only 22, but looks 45 via Priscilla Presley's surgeon. I was even more stunned to learn she was Olivia Newton John's daughter. Furthermore, People magazine ran a lengthy article about her bout with anorexia.
Yes, I love this girl.
Check her out on MTV. Oh, Belinda Carlise and her own plastic cup face is one of the judges.
God, I love this show.
Posted by THE ORAL REPORTER at 1:03 AM