Wednesday, April 16, 2008


OMG - I have a new role model.

Let me explain:

I was channel surfing the other night when I came upon MTV's new reality show "Rock The Cradle" - a horrific train wreck of a program that features the off-spring of famous singers competing American Idol style. I was about to switch channels when Chloe Lattanzi took the stage. I was stunned - and fascinated - not only by her awful singing, but her puffed up porn star meets Pete Burns face. I mean, this girl is only 22, but looks 45 via Priscilla Presley's surgeon. I was even more stunned to learn she was Olivia Newton John's daughter. Furthermore, People magazine ran a lengthy article about her bout with anorexia.

Yes, I love this girl.

Check her out on MTV. Oh, Belinda Carlise and her own plastic cup face is one of the judges.

God, I love this show.


Anonymous said...

I'm trying to decide if I'd rather be rehab worthy anorexic or a plastic surgery botch job before the age of 24. This poor thing is shouldering both.

Anonymous said...

Hair color, ouch. Why the switch? One looks no better than the next. Bad, worse, horrid. Anorexia is no joke, and why the fuck did her mother pay a doctor to do lip and cheek shit to her? Arrest that Olivia bitch.

Anonymous said...

I thought that Gene Tierney was your role model.


Who the hell is Gene Tierney?