You know, I'm starting to rethink this boyfriend thing.
Let me explain:
I ran into a friend last week that I had not seen in years.
Because he now has a partner.
He went on and on about how happy he was - he also added that the sex was still sizzling hot.
I couldn't take my eyes off his expanded waistline, double chin and poorly cut hair.
If this is what having a boyfriend looks like, I'll stay thin and single.