Wednesday, May 21, 2008

THE SKINNY ON THINGS

Over drinks last night at uber-trendy Beige, my skinny friends and I were discussing a serious topic:

Weight gain in a relationship.

If your partner or wife or husband or whomever puts on extra weight, do you still have to fuck them? I mean, if they're no longer a hottie - and you still are - what do you do? Now, I 'm not talking five extra pounds, I'm talking 20 plus pounds and a serious addiction to channel surfing and deep dish pizzas.

After much debate, we agreed that in Manhattan, you can't afford to let yourself go...and if you do, you have to let that person go.

Sad, but true.

4 comments:

riftgirl said...

I can't help but remember my own sweetheart's 35 pound weight gain during our relationship - and even that didn't keep him out of the beds of others... Sheesh, give a tranny a break already, will ya?

Anonymous said...

Would you f#$k Elton John?

Big old Multi millionaire?

Anonymous said...

You are so beautiful...to me! May you find love, mm!

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Honey, I am trying! I always pick the wrong men.