You know, this fat thing is getting out of hand.
Let me explain:
I was in Minneapolis this past week and I was shocked at how many more fat people I saw. Now Minnesota is well known as the land of 10,000 fatties, but this trip the mirth and girth was out of control. I mean, everywhere I went I saw fatties so fat they had to use scooters, walkers or wheelchairs to maneuver about.
I'm sorry, but if you're so fat that you can't even walk on your own, it's time to put down the fork.