Tuesday, July 29, 2008


You know, this fat thing is getting out of hand.

Let me explain:

I was in Minneapolis this past week and I was shocked at how many more fat people I saw. Now Minnesota is well known as the land of 10,000 fatties, but this trip the mirth and girth was out of control. I mean, everywhere I went I saw fatties so fat they had to use scooters, walkers or wheelchairs to maneuver about.

I'm sorry, but if you're so fat that you can't even walk on your own, it's time to put down the fork.


Anonymous said...

And where were you to see all these fatties? Mall of America?

Anonymous said...

Some people are fat because of medication. Some people are thin becasuse of smoking and cocaine.

To each their own.

Charlie Hobart said...

Not again with the 'fat asses in Minneapolis' rant!

Didn't you know that Men's Health Magazine ranked us #2 in their list of America's Fittest Cities?

Just take me as an example of what the best Mpls has to offer (physically) and you'll understand that we're not all fat fucks...