Sunday, August 10, 2008

A CLOSE ONE

Boy, did we dodge a bullet.

I'm talking about John Edwards and his wayward penis.

I mean, what was he thinking? In this youtube era, did he really think he wouldn't be caught? And why did he pick a middle-aged bottle blonde to cheat with? If you're gonna risk it all, at least pull a Gary Hart and fuck a big tittied whore like Donna Rice.

All I can say is, Obama, keep it in your pants.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's a puke. And he did this with a sick wife suffering from cancer. What a pig.If you need to get laid that bad excuse yourself and go to the bathroom and let Rosy take care of the problem.He should ROT in hell.

Charlie Hobart said...

Wow, that's pretty harsh.

Yes, what he did was certainly ungentlemanly and of very poor taste, nearly unforgivable, but I don't think it's some fundamental character flaw. He's human, no better or worse than the rest of us. Remember, over 50% of marriages fail in this country.

What really presses my cider is the fact that he lied to us this whole time, and had his family (including his amazing wife and lovely daughter) become complicit in such a deception. That's not cool.

Anonymous said...

A man who would cheat on his dying wife should not be president.

Charlie Hobart said...

Does anyone else appreciate the irony of the Democrats allowing Bill Clinton to speak at the convention in Denver but not John Edwards? Just asking...

Baxter said...

Charlie, you're feelings were hurt because of John Edwards lying about fucking some gal he WASN'T married to? What about his lies concerning "Two Americas"? Or his channeling of aborted fetuses while in court?? Or his support for Al wh(G)ore's greener earth movement??? You mean to tell me that THIS is the first time you thought John Edwards lied to the public???? He's a fuckin' liberal!! He lies every time he opens his mouth. He's a classical hypocrite, just like Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reed, Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, and damn near every other Democrate in political office today.

To be fair, though, even the Republican's lie on occasion. Jus not so often.

Look at the word "polotician". "Polo" comes from the Greek meaning "To tell tall tales". "Tic", from the Navaho word meaning "A leacherous bloodsucker". And "Ian", an Irish word indicating "many".

I'm surprised at you, OR. You think you dodged a bullet by nominating B. Hussain as YOUR Presidential candidate? If you haven't been paying attention to the many-bloodsuckers-telling-tall-tales-race, your boy's being exposed for the chump he is! He's a-gonna swift boat himself.

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

Republicans don't lie?

Let me see...how did we get into the Iraqi war again?

Oh, yeah, Bush and Cheney lied.

I think that trumps the Dems when it comes to lying.

I mean, at least noone died with the Dems.

Baxter said...

OR, re-read my previous statement. THEN ask me if I said Republicans don't lie. Ya gotta learn to pay attention to the context, OR! That's why you support the weak-kneed Democraps!

Concerning our engagement in the Iraqi War: PRESIDENT Bush, and VICE-PRESIDENT Cheney did not lie. Go back, read the FACTS, and then re-think your position on this. I really don't have the patience to rip apart your tear soaked arguement right now.

You also claim nobody died with the democrates. I guess you weren't coherent when the WTC was first bombed in 1993 by the Muslim extremists. Or how about the USS Cole? Do you recall anything of that incident? Or how about when Timothy McVay set the explosive in the Oklahoma Federal Building? I guess you we too wound up in a drug fog to remember those, huh? Maybe Waco, or Ruby Ridge might ring a bell? I doubt it. Clinton sucked on National Security. In fact the entire democratic party, save a VERY few, have no conscience when it comes to the lives of thier fellow Americans.

If you'd like to continue in this vein, I'll make you look stupid. Well, whaddaya say?

Anonymous said...

please block screaming Baxter from posting comments.

Baxte said...

Anonymous, you fuckin' pussy. SHOW YOUR NAME!!

Anonymous said...

pleased to meet you my name is baxte

THE ORAL REPORTER said...

You can add up all the deaths under the Dem's watch and it pales in comparison to the deaths in Iraq caused by Cheney and Bush in their lust for oil and money to line their pockets.

Anonymous said...

Let's just agree to disagree. Show me one politician who doesn't have a skeleton in his closet. None are better than the other when it comes to moral values. That's just the facts.

Anonymous said...

@^ I disagree, many are better than others when it comes to moral values. The Larry Craigs are far worse than the Jesse Helms in my humble opinion.

Anonymous said...

Opinions are like assholes....Everyone has one.

Baxter said...

And that's all democrates have: Opinions. The left in our governmental system today are so wound up with pandering to the environmentalists, watching out for their elected posts by adhereing to the B.S. political correctness movement, and THEN trying to be everybody's "friend" (ie: B Hussain Obama Bin laden Mushareif, or whatever the fuck he calls himself), that they can't get anything done.

Look at that Nancy Pelosi bitch, and what she pulled on the last day of Congresses' session this year. She refused to allow a vote on off-shore drilling, and sent the whole fucked up lot on recess. And SHE represents Americas' best interest? Even though over 80% of America wants to explore our reserves? That's what we folks with a working brain call totalitarianism.

O.R., you're wrong about Republicans being responsible for more American deaths in combat than the Democrates. Throughout the 20th century, a democrate was "at the helm" of the nation when we entered a military conflict deemed worthy of the term war, except the Gulf War of 1991. And yes, that includes Korea, and Vietnam (which were never classified as "wars"). I even blame a democrate for the current conflict in Iraq, since Slick Willy Clit-on failed to heed the advice of the Joint Cheifs, and take care of Osama bin Laden when he was TWICE afforded the opportunity during his two terms by the Saudis. Now that's a fact.

Every death caused by the attacks of 9/11, and after, lie on Clinton's head. Period.

So let's get your information straight before you tell me, or anyone reading this blog more bullshit.

Anonymous said...

BLAH BLAH BLAH....Go away Baxter. Your an idiot.

Baxter said...

No, anonymous. If I were an idiot I'd be casting my vote for the muslim in the race.

It kinda hurts to have someone with sense contradict your menial little condescending, wanna-be tough, clueless lives doesn't it?

You fuckin' retard.

Anonymous said...

Baxter how do you know if I'm a Republican or a Democrat? Maybe I'm an Independent. You have no clue who I am you retarded SOB. GO AWAY ASSHOLE.

Baxter said...

You people are so hypocritical. I have so much fun pissing you off by exposing your weaknesses, that I just can't help myself!

Anonymous said...

Baxter just go away.

Baxter said...

Anonymous, I'll "go away" for a bit. At least until I see something worthy of rectification on this blog.

What get's me is you morons (generally speaking of course, you smart folks) have this idea that the problems with the ENTIRE world stem from American Republican party policies. If you'd actually paid attention to the state of economic affairs in the USA (and with the World Bank in Geneva, Switzerland for that matter), you'd understand that the torid downfall of our economy coincided with the 2006 elections in the House and Senate. BOTH of which became controlled by the Democratic party at that time.

If you have more questions, I have more answers. Seek, and Ye shall find.