Boy, did we dodge a bullet.
I'm talking about John Edwards and his wayward penis.
I mean, what was he thinking? In this youtube era, did he really think he wouldn't be caught? And why did he pick a middle-aged bottle blonde to cheat with? If you're gonna risk it all, at least pull a Gary Hart and fuck a big tittied whore like Donna Rice.
All I can say is, Obama, keep it in your pants.