Thursday, August 07, 2008

TAKING OUT THE LONG ISLAND TRASH


I love Anderson Cooper.

“Living Lohan is just atrocious,” said Anderson, who branded the showbusiness family “horrific.”

“I cannot believe I’m wasting a minute of my life watching these horrific people,” Anderson retorted.

Even young Ali Lohan wasn’t safe from one of Andy’s quips:

“[Ali] is a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, I don’t know.”

I mean.in all fairness though, Ali does look like a 40-year-old soccer mom.

Family matriarch Dina Lohan has hit back, saying, “People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him.”

You, go Anderson.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Everytime I see a pic of Dina Lohan I see Mariah Carey.

Same vapid dead behind the eyes Long Island trashy look.

Baxter said...

But you gotta admit she's pretty hot.