YES, EVEN MORE THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF.
You know what really smears my lipstick– snooty counter help. Honey, you are just a wrap and ring clerk, so get over your smug self. Who wants to deal with attitude when ordering a latte or checking out at K-Mart? It’s not my fault that you joined a gang and didn’t finish high school and can barely speak the English language.
I mean, whatever happened to service with a smile.
Straight people – why are these damn breeders pushing out babies in Manhattan? I mean, I moved to NYC to get away from screaming brats and fat hagged-out straight people. And for the love of God, what is in those compact car size strollers that take up the entire sidewalk?
And what happened to disciplinant? Believe me, it is not cute or cool to watch your kid screaming at Starbucks or running up and down the isles at Duane Reade. In my day, mothers were quick with the backhand to squelch a screaming brat – and my generation turned out just fine, thank you very much.
I’m sorry, but if you want to have a baby, move to Jersey where you belong.
On that same topic, why do gay people want to have kids? I mean, I’ve always considered that a gay perk– no screaming brats and changing shitty diapers - plus more money to spend on me. I just don’t get it
And Rosie O’Donnell sponsoring a gay “family” cruise???? What is that about?
I can think of nothing more torturous than being trapped on a boat with Rosie O’Donnell and thousands of screaming brats.