Sunday, May 14, 2006

NYC MOMENTS

YES, EVEN MORE THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF.

You know what really smears my lipstick– snooty counter help. Honey, you are just a wrap and ring clerk, so get over your smug self. Who wants to deal with attitude when ordering a latte or checking out at K-Mart? It’s not my fault that you joined a gang and didn’t finish high school and can barely speak the English language.

I mean, whatever happened to service with a smile.

Straight people – why are these damn breeders pushing out babies in Manhattan? I mean, I moved to NYC to get away from screaming brats and fat hagged-out straight people. And for the love of God, what is in those compact car size strollers that take up the entire sidewalk?

And what happened to disciplinant? Believe me, it is not cute or cool to watch your kid screaming at Starbucks or running up and down the isles at Duane Reade. In my day, mothers were quick with the backhand to squelch a screaming brat – and my generation turned out just fine, thank you very much.

I’m sorry, but if you want to have a baby, move to Jersey where you belong.

On that same topic, why do gay people want to have kids? I mean, I’ve always considered that a gay perk– no screaming brats and changing shitty diapers - plus more money to spend on me. I just don’t get it

And Rosie O’Donnell sponsoring a gay “family” cruise???? What is that about?

I can think of nothing more torturous than being trapped on a boat with Rosie O’Donnell and thousands of screaming brats.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe straight people say that about gay's.Give them their own island and let them do each other until their blue in the face and they all die if AIDS.I think you are very narrow minded and maybe you should move away from NYC.Find a little corner of land in Montana and be by yourself.But it sounds like you already are by yourself who would want you with a attitude like that.....

Anonymous said...

Grow up Mistermakeup.Stay in the house if you can't take the heat outside on the streets of the big city.Some of those people were there long before you.

Anonymous said...

I say right ON mr makeup!!! i'm a breeder and i dont get the kids in nyc either...thats what suburbs are for and stop asking me to turn my music down cuz your kids go to bed at 8pm...shit I dont even eat dinner till 10pm - if you want a family atmosphere move to LI.

Anonymous said...

If you want kids, move to the suburbs - you rule mr. makeup.

Sar said...

Omg, I just found your blog today and I LOVE IT!! I will definately be back to reading this soon...hope you don't mind!

Charlie Hobart said...

The worst is when you're running on a paved path and those shitty mothers walk side by side with one another, taking up the WHOLE sidewalk with those big-ass strollers. Then they look at me like I'm the rude one when I scoot in between or around them. Go back to your McMansions and tennis dresses you slags.